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For the Asshole on the Go
Whether you’re mountain biking at Big Sur or navigating the concrete jungle, you don’t want your bluetooth headset, mp3 earbuds and wraparounds to interfere with each other — or worse, clash. Thank god...
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Reader Appreciation: Almost redundant, isn’t it?
I like this monkey. Un-Happy new year, folks. You may have noticed a brief, unannounced NMH dematerialization in the final days of the aughts. I’ll cop. The Unhappy Mediator took a protracted tropical...
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What’s That, Sonny? Sky Mall Sells Old-People Humiliators
Sky Mall, this isn’t right. It’s one thing to sell something heinous and tacky to older folk with failing, hairy ears, but don’t tell them that an amplifier disguised as a Bluetooth headset is going...
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Google Game: Since when is…
Some good questions, here: Another might be: Since when do people Google Fran Drescher? Well, it turns out Since When is Fran Drescher Jewish? is the name of a book by Chiara Francesca Ferrari, an...
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I Can Hear You Sucking
an open letter Dear everyone else on the subway, Your headphones suck. So does your taste in music, but that’s not the point. The point is that I shouldn’t know you listen to crap because I am a...
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On the Colorado Dark Knight Shooting: Are You an Actor? Then Shut Up.
If you ever find yourself typing #theatershooting, stop and ask yourself: “Do I really need to be writing this?” What happened at the midnight Dark Knight Rises showing in Aurora, CO was horrendous and...
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